Math Pick Up Lines

This is a collection of my favourite math pick up lines, the funniest ones and the ones which have worked best for me.

But there’s something people 99% of people don’t realise about these mathematic one liners…

They work. Math and physics pick up lines work wonderfully. As the saying goes… if you can get a woman to laugh, you can get her to do anything. Trust me, there’s no better way to start the conversaion than with a Science pickup line.

So, please don’t just use these lines as a joke (although say them in a playful way of course!), because they really work, in fact, girls love them.

And without further ado, here are my top ten math pick up lines, in no particular order:

Hey babe, Can I have your significant digits? - If it works, you’re right in there!

How do you feel about group practicals? - Naughty naughty, works VERY well when on girls that laugh a lot.

You look like the type who enjoys a good mathematical problem… - You could follow up with some stupid maths question if you want.

Your lucky… (pause for response when she aks why?)…. Because a freak Science accident has left me with a 14 inch penis. - No guarantees are made that you won’t get slapped for using this one.

I sized you up right away… a maths lover aren’t you? - Works surprisingly well.

Look before you ask, I SWEAR I’m not a maths major. - I’ve never had a girl not laugh at that one.

Do you like math? - Try it, girls think your playing a joke and like it usually.

You fasinate me even more than quantum physics. - Had moderate success with that one.

Hi, I was wondering if you could help me with my calculus coursework sometime? - Only use it an enviroment where she obviously couldn’t help you. Don’t say it to some random girl in a library!

I’ve got E=MC2 tatood on my backside, look, I’ll prove it to you. - Total classic.

Don’t be nervous about trying these math pickup lines out either. They work VERY well. But more importantly, understand that they alone won’t turn you into a woman-getting casanova. You need more than that.

That’s why I strongly recommend you check out the article below. You’ll also discover how I managed to go from maths Geek to locally renowned super player in like a week or something, seriously, it’s awesome!

written by George the maths pick up artist \\ tags: funny pick up lines, math pick up lines, talk to girls

As much as I love pick up lines (heck, I created a whole site about maths ones!),

You need way more than just an opener to succeed regularly with women. I mean think about it, you’ve opened with your favourite math themed line, she’s laughing… and now what? That’s only the first 5 seconds of conversation.

Oh sure, you could launch into…

• “what’s your name?” or
• “what do you do?”…
• “having a good time tonight?”

But that’s just crap.

You’re dooming yourself to failure and a boring, lifeless conversation.

Take it from me, because it’s exactly what used to do before I learned the ways of the pick up artist.

You need to continue that flow, you need to keep making her laugh, and you need to when and how to actually make your sexual advances. And if you don’t know how to do that… then it’s a skill you NEED to learn. Just like I did…

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I’d been at a friends party and once again, I’d failed to meet any girls.

So (as you do) I did a search on Google for something like “how to meet women”. Soon enough, I came across this guide… this manual for seducing women. It had so many great success stories (check them out on the site - they’re unbelievable) that I bought it there and then.

I literally stayed up the whole night reading it cover to cover. It blew me away.  The book (guy gets girl) was like a step by step guide on exactly how to meet, approach and basically seduce women. I’d never seen anything like it.

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Today, it’s still the best book on meeting women I’ve read (and I’ve bought quite a few since then). Guy gets girl is just so specific, that’s why I love it. It doesn’t faff around, it just tells you exactly how to seduce women. My one issue with it is that it doesn’t really encourage math pick up lines, which in my opinion, are the best kind.

So just to summarise this short post, you need more than just cheezy pick up lines (however good they might be) to be successful with women. And it’s a very in depth subject. So, I recommend you get a guide, well, it helped me a lot anyway.

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written by George the maths pick up artist \\ tags: attract women, pick up lines, talking to girls

Man I love mathematic pick up lines, they’re the best kind.

You see, the best possible way to start a conversation with a woman is to make her laugh.

You know the expression: “if you can get a woman to laugh, you can get her to do anything”. And it’s never more true than with pick up lines. Having a funny joke as your opener will work 1000 times better than the usual “wow, your so beautiful” that she’s probably already heard 3 times that very night.

Anyway, here’s some of my favourite math pick up lines:

I’d love to see you convert all that potential energy into kinetic energy.

Me and you together = synergy. Together we’re greater than the sum of its parts.

Your angles drive me crazy, baby.

My attraction towards you’s like a fractal. It goes on forever.

You fascinate me baby - Even more so than the theory of quantum physics.

Wanna come back to mine… and see my dual core pentium?

Maths and women. That’s all I need.

Hey I was wondering if you could help me out a sec… there’s one thing missing from this equation: Me + ? = A night of untold pleasure.

Do you like math? I ask because if you don’t you may as well give up trying to seduce me right now.

Me plus you equals what? Only you can decide baby, I’ve already put myself on the line by coming over here!

What are you doing out? Shouldn’t you be working on your maths project?

These are some my favourites and have gotten great responses from females - No slaps from these ones (yet!). Stay tuned and I’ll be adding some math pick up lines in the next few days, as well as some other pick up tips.

written by George the maths pick up artist \\ tags: funny lines, math pick up lines, pick up tips