Apr 02

This is a collection of my favourite math pick up lines, the funniest ones and the ones which have worked best for me.

But there’s something people 99% of people don’t realise about these mathematic one liners…

They work. Math and physics pick up lines work wonderfully. As the saying goes… if you can get a woman to laugh, you can get her to do anything. Trust me, there’s no better way to start the conversaion than with a Science pickup line.

So, please don’t just use these lines as a joke (although say them in a playful way of course!), because they really work, in fact, girls love them.

And without further ado, here are my top ten math pick up lines, in no particular order:

Hey babe, Can I have your significant digits? – If it works, you’re right in there!

How do you feel about group practicals? – Naughty naughty, works VERY well when on girls that laugh a lot.

You look like the type who enjoys a good mathematical problem… – You could follow up with some stupid maths question if you want.

Your lucky… (pause for response when she aks why?)…. Because a freak Science accident has left me with a 14 inch penis. – No guarantees are made that you won’t get slapped for using this one.

I sized you up right away… a maths lover aren’t you? – Works surprisingly well.

Look before you ask, I SWEAR I’m not a maths major. – I’ve never had a girl not laugh at that one.

Do you like math? – Try it, girls think your playing a joke and like it usually.

You fasinate me even more than quantum physics. – Had moderate success with that one.

Hi, I was wondering if you could help me with my calculus coursework sometime? – Only use it an enviroment where she obviously couldn’t help you. Don’t say it to some random girl in a library!

I’ve got E=MC2 tatood on my backside, look, I’ll prove it to you. – Total classic.

Don’t be nervous about trying these math pickup lines out either. They work VERY well. But more importantly, understand that they alone won’t turn you into a woman-getting casanova. You need more than that.

That’s why I strongly recommend you check out the article below. You’ll also discover how I managed to go from maths Geek to locally renowned super player in like a week or something, seriously, it’s awesome!

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Mar 29

Man I love mathematic pick up lines, they’re the best kind.

You see, the best possible way to start a conversation with a woman is to make her laugh.

You know the expression: “if you can get a woman to laugh, you can get her to do anything”. And it’s never more true than with pick up lines. Having a funny joke as your opener will work 1000 times better than the usual “wow, your so beautiful” that she’s probably already heard 3 times that very night.

Anyway, here’s some of my favourite math pick up lines:

I’d love to see you convert all that potential energy into kinetic energy.

Me and you together = synergy. Together we’re greater than the sum of its parts.

Your angles drive me crazy, baby.

My attraction towards you’s like a fractal. It goes on forever.

You fascinate me baby – Even more so than the theory of quantum physics.

Wanna come back to mine… and see my dual core pentium?

Maths and women. That’s all I need.

Hey I was wondering if you could help me out a sec… there’s one thing missing from this equation: Me + ? = A night of untold pleasure.

Do you like math? I ask because if you don’t you may as well give up trying to seduce me right now.

Me plus you equals what? Only you can decide baby, I’ve already put myself on the line by coming over here!

What are you doing out? Shouldn’t you be working on your maths project?

These are some my favourites and have gotten great responses from females – No slaps from these ones (yet!). Stay tuned and I’ll be adding some math pick up lines in the next few days, as well as some other pick up tips.

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