Mar 29

Man I love mathematic pick up lines, they’re the best kind.

You see, the best possible way to start a conversation with a woman is to make her laugh.

You know the expression: “if you can get a woman to laugh, you can get her to do anything”. And it’s never more true than with pick up lines. Having a funny joke as your opener will work 1000 times better than the usual “wow, your so beautiful” that she’s probably already heard 3 times that very night.

Anyway, here’s some of my favourite math pick up lines:

I’d love to see you convert all that potential energy into kinetic energy.

Me and you together = synergy. Together we’re greater than the sum of its parts.

Your angles drive me crazy, baby.

My attraction towards you’s like a fractal. It goes on forever.

You fascinate me baby – Even more so than the theory of quantum physics.

Wanna come back to mine… and see my dual core pentium?

Maths and women. That’s all I need.

Hey I was wondering if you could help me out a sec… there’s one thing missing from this equation: Me + ? = A night of untold pleasure.

Do you like math? I ask because if you don’t you may as well give up trying to seduce me right now.

Me plus you equals what? Only you can decide baby, I’ve already put myself on the line by coming over here!

What are you doing out? Shouldn’t you be working on your maths project?

These are some my favourites and have gotten great responses from females – No slaps from these ones (yet!). Stay tuned and I’ll be adding some math pick up lines in the next few days, as well as some other pick up tips.

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